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1454 Why did Joe work at the shoe store? (self.dadjokes)
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3092 What's the loudest kind of pet? (self.dadjokes)
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1956 Said hello to a guy with really small hands (self.dadjokes)
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3292 People used to tell me I was going deaf... (self.dadjokes)
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3456 My wife has come.to expect my dad jokes, but she didn't see this one coming. (self.dadjokes)
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4965 I bet none of you will see this one coming (self.dadjokes)
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10 It'd be great if I had a joke about a small mahogany bird... (self.dadjokes)
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458 What do you call a driver that's never been in an accident? (self.dadjokes)
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58 Sometimes the best dad jokes are simple (self.dadjokes)
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824 Do you know what I miss? (self.dadjokes)
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184 Murphy's Law says anything that can go wrong WILL go wrong. Cole's Law is (self.dadjokes)
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164 My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives... (self.dadjokes)
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489 What do you call coins flying through the air? (self.dadjokes)
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9 Knock... knock... (self.dadjokes)
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155 When you're an entomologist, your girlfriend calls you to save her every time there's a bug in her house (self.dadjokes)
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30 Why did the prostitute quit her job? (self.dadjokes)
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470 Have you ever eaten a clock? (self.dadjokes)
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177 I've got a new part time job for a company making rubberised computer keyboards… (self.dadjokes)
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157 Women usually call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... (self.dadjokes)
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327 Did you hear? One attendee dumped a pot of Earl Grey over another attendee's head at the apiarists' convention. (self.dadjokes)
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9 What is a word and starts with w (self.dadjokes)
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120 Eating Greek cheese kind of turns me on. (self.dadjokes)
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20 Why did the plank go to the movies? (self.dadjokes)
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191 what's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? (self.dadjokes)
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91 How does one identify a dog? (self.dadjokes)
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76 The name of the man you can count on the most ? (self.dadjokes)
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186 Let's all take a moment to appreciate organ donors (self.dadjokes)
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6 When every someone says their phone battery is low, (self.dadjokes)
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95 I've always wanted to live in Norway... (self.dadjokes)
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17 They replaced the old flat map in our office with a much larger one that has raised textures (self.dadjokes)
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142 When I think of books... (self.dadjokes)
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72 A man walked into a bar (self.dadjokes)
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61 Couldn't pass up the opportunity for a pun at work tonight. (self.dadjokes)
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112 Science proves ants cannot get sick (self.dadjokes)
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4 My friend said "I'm dead inside"... (self.dadjokes)
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27 Why did the propane truck driver get a speeding ticket? (self.dadjokes)
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15 My wife is pregnant and she's feeling morning sickness...so I had to take a stand... (self.dadjokes)
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129 You could say that cars who have a lot of miles are... (self.dadjokes)
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48 In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit) (self.dadjokes)
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32 I went to the zoo the other day but they only had one dog... (self.dadjokes)
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55 Did you hear the one about the three-legged dog who walked into a bar? (self.dadjokes)
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4 My dad's joke after a colonoscopy (self.dadjokes)
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22 I was skeptical about psychic mediums... (self.dadjokes)
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13 What is a bunny's favorite drink? (self.dadjokes)
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118 Why does "Queue" have five letters? (self.dadjokes)
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29 It all (self.dadjokes)
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25 So my wife is currently pregnant and she isn't quite used to my new found need for dad jokes... (self.dadjokes)
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28 What would happen if there were no assholes? (self.dadjokes)
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3 No one likes you (self.dadjokes)
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21 To the guy who invited zero (self.dadjokes)
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12 Where does a Dog go when it loses its tail? (self.dadjokes)
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70 Why are people in London so bad with math? (self.dadjokes)
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21 Beethoven performing for a huge crowd (self.dadjokes)
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20 Did you hear about the big cat that escaped from the zoo? (self.dadjokes)
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26 Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws? (self.dadjokes)
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3 Have you ever tried German food? (self.dadjokes)
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19 I love jokes about cheese. (self.dadjokes)
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10 'Did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?' (self.dadjokes)
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61 What do you call a dad who tells jokes? (self.dadjokes)
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19 People say that they aren't overweight, it's just that the camera adds 10 pounds. (self.dadjokes)
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18 My son says I should learn American Sign Language. (self.dadjokes)
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20 Why do fish live in saltwater? (self.dadjokes)
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3 Where does a dog go if he loses his tail? (self.dadjokes)
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19 The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said... (self.dadjokes)
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9 Did you guys hear about the butter business? (self.dadjokes)
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39 I took my dog, my txt-addict daughter and my mother-in-law in the car yesterday. (self.dadjokes)
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15 The drummer for Boston died this weekend. I guess his heart problems were... (self.dadjokes)
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13 How does the head of the Catholic Church pay for goods online? (self.dadjokes)
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17 I was a server at Olive Garden (self.dadjokes)
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2 How do you catch a unique kookaburra? (self.dadjokes)
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11 The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns (self.dadjokes)
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9 What happens when you give furniture drugs? (self.dadjokes)
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33 Aw, poor guy just bought a sled... (self.dadjokes)
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15 Not a dad, but I dad joked hard yesterday. (self.dadjokes)
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12 My dad used to say, always fight fire with fire (self.dadjokes)
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13 Why couldn't the man fix his watch? (self.dadjokes)
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1 I guess you could say the most popular hand lotion for farmers... (self.dadjokes)
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10 Beastie boys are set to release a 5 part piece on there history... (self.dadjokes)
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7 Why couldnt the pumpkin have kids? (self.dadjokes)
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17 I finally found my jam while listening to Pandora this morning! (self.dadjokes)
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13 I'm not allowed to drink yet... (self.dadjokes)
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12 Why do bees hum? (self.dadjokes)
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6 What do you call a singing computer? (self.dadjokes)
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1 While driving home with my mum. (self.dadjokes)
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9 What did the farmer say when he saw his dog shit in the well? (self.dadjokes)
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5 What is the loudest crime? (self.dadjokes)
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12 What kind of shoes do horses wear when they're on the beach? (self.dadjokes)
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13 Why are people in Budapest always looking for food? (self.dadjokes)
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11 Have you heard the legend of the rival twin brothers who laid the foundations for Google Chrome? (self.dadjokes)
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5 I met a woman at a bar who said she had a great pair of knees. (self.dadjokes)
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1 I went bonsleighing the other day (self.dadjokes)
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7 Is this hoagie still active? (self.dadjokes)
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5 Thought up a dad joke this morning. (self.dadjokes)
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11 Where did Napoleon keep his armies? (self.dadjokes)
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10 So I just realized Pangea is the cure to bi-polar disorder. (self.dadjokes)
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8 Wifey warned me "Don't use the butter left out on the bench. The kitties got up and were licking it." (self.dadjokes)
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4 I'm doing some data analysis reports for a non profit organization (self.dadjokes)
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1 PSA regarding soup. (self.dadjokes)
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6 Darth Vader likes to play a game where he stands as still as possible for as long as he can. (self.dadjokes)
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5 I told my C professor I spend too much time in the lab. (self.dadjokes)
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10 Who removed my post? (self.dadjokes)
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7 I used to work in a bank once (self.dadjokes)
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6 Why are babies so good at basketball? (self.dadjokes)
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3 Husband will one day be the worst of dads... (self.dadjokes)
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0 Communism jokes arnt funny (self.dadjokes)
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5 My dad sent me this audio with the text, "Somehow your pharmacy got my number?" (self.dadjokes)
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5 My dad's new shoes (self.dadjokes)
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8 Clark Griswold was the "Father" of Dad Jokes... even though most were unintentional. (self.dadjokes)
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7 My dad jokes are so lame... (self.dadjokes)
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6 Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? (self.dadjokes)
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3 There have been way too many blindness jokes on this sub lately. (self.dadjokes)
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0 Have you ever wondered why you can't find painkillers in the jungle? (self.dadjokes)
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5 There are 10 kind of people in this world (self.dadjokes)
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3 I used to play football when I was in school. I played left back. (self.dadjokes)
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7 An Asian couple, Mr. & Mrs. Wong, told their Caucasian son that he was adopted. (self.dadjokes)
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7 How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? (self.dadjokes)
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5 Why was the orchestra rated R? (self.dadjokes)
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3 Nursing these jokes (self.dadjokes)
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4 "No matter how nice you kids are, German kids are kinder" (self.dadjokes)
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3 Dad: Have you heard of the movie Constipation? (self.dadjokes)
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6 I walked past some perverted frogs the other day. (self.dadjokes)
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6 I invented a belt buckle that has a watch attached to it. I want to patent the idea. (self.dadjokes)
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3 After Cain killed his brother in the Garden of Eden... (self.dadjokes)
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3 Had a weird dream about an electric sea knight. (self.dadjokes)
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3 What do you call it when a clothes dryer is dancing? (self.dadjokes)
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3 What do marsupials prefer to drink instead of water? (self.dadjokes)
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5 What did the Green Power Ranger say when he broke his leg? (self.dadjokes)
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6 It's not easy being a pharmacist... (self.dadjokes)
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2 I made my partner endure constant puns while she gave birth... (self.dadjokes)
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2 A few years ago I walked 10 blocks home with a 4ft stuffed giraffe I picked up for free. I named him Thomas. (self.dadjokes)
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3 I had to disassemble my billiards table (self.dadjokes)
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2 What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? (self.dadjokes)
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5 A lobster's IKEA order didn't look quite right. (self.dadjokes)
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5 Finally finished my spice book! (self.dadjokes)
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2 Tried to set a record for the world's fastest banjo player... (self.dadjokes)
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2 Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station? (self.dadjokes)
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