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25147 Man marks his ex-girlfriend's apology letter and sends it back to her (bbc.co.uk)
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17326 Sutton's 23-stone goalkeeper Wayne Shaw may have broken FA betting rules by eating pie during Arsenal match (independent.co.uk)
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24064 Philly man lied about kidnapped child to make police 'work harder' to find his stolen car (philly.com)
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39082 YouTube cuts popular live stream of giraffe about to give birth for ‘nudity and sexual content’ (kdvr.com)
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51203 White House blocks CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing (independent.co.uk)
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143 Barcelona to feed pigeons contraceptives in bid to slash numbers (elpais.com)
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11716 College student opened care package from mom, it was the trash he forgot to take out (abcnews.go.com)
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945 Cracking story: French artist to entomb himself in rock for a week, then use body to hatch eggs (theguardian.com)
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8674 Cats Don’t Cause Mental Illness, Study Finds (nbcnews.com)
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192 A Top Conservative Said the Alt-Right Are Actually 'Left-Wing Fascists' (time.com)
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5536 Nigel Farage admitted he chanted English football songs about the Second World War at his German wife days before his 17-year marriage publicly collapsed (telegraph.co.uk)
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20 Conservationists call for 'red squirrel army' (bbc.com)
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607 Police warning: Don't open doors to 'any unfamiliar cattle' (wcvb.com)
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579 New Zealand garden gnome thefts 'fund meth trade' (bbc.com)
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1756 Plea for Irish army to fight 'aggressive' rhododendrons (bbc.co.uk)
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166 Arizona rep: Nukes could be smuggled across US-Mexico border in marijuana bales (ktar.com)
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2340 Panasonic wants employees to relax, limits work days to 11 hours (cnet.com)
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20 Metallica Invite Lady Gaga to join as ‘Co-lead singer’ (altrevolt.com)
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299 US ambassador gives 'Make Somalia Great Again' cap to the Somali President (independent.co.uk)
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465 Companies buy ‘Trump tweet’ insurance policies (woodtv.com)
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992 German council asks veggie event to serve sausages (bbc.com)
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92 Japan’s interpreters struggle to make sense of ‘Trumpese’ (japantimes.co.jp)
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770 Swedish politician proposes paid sex breaks for workers to boost fitness and childbirth (belfasttelegraph.co.uk)
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3 Police issue Devon humpback whale 'stay away' warning (bbc.co.uk)
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1 Colorado mountain town approves first drive-through marijuana shop (denverpost.com)
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326 UK sends stress balls to US scientists worried about Donald Trump (independent.co.uk)
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354 Popular knives recalled due to laceration hazard (fox25boston.com)
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79 The LEGO Batman Movie under fire for being 'pro-gay propaganda' (independent.co.uk)
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232 DNA test shows Subway sandwiches could contain just 50% chicken (cbc.ca)
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0 Royal Canadian Mint struggles to make money: documents (cbc.ca)
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186 If he had his way, Iceland's President would ban pineapple pizza (cnn.com)
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257 Chinese Kung Fu master shows off balls of steel (newshub.co.nz)
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61 Venezuelan skier encounters snow for the first time, has a very rough time (foxsports.com)
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170 Fake Sweden expert on Fox News (dn.se)
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0 Chinese vice provincial chief ‘forced to shop’ after joining cheap group tour (hongkongfp.com)
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28 Band's enema performance leaves fundraiser crowd, bar owner in disbelief (click2houston.com)
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221 Russia to build Reichstag model for youths to storm at park (seattlepi.com)
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47 'We’ll never call the police': Shoplifting seagull terrorises Greggs bakery (telegraph.co.uk)
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94 Blind man tasered after his walking stick was mistaken for a gun by armed police officers (telegraph.co.uk)
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174 You're A Terrible, Hypocritical Driver, AAA Confirms (acsh.org)
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27 Hairdryers used to strike blow against speeders in Hopeman (bbc.co.uk)
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92 Man charged with exposing himself in Intercourse library (philly.com)
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166 Vagina-sealing glue-stick: a terrifying new alternative to traditional sanitary products (telegraph.co.uk)
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10 Man Says Dog Shot His Girlfriend (cbs12.com)
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89 'I have to help them': Tennessee woman won't stop massaging horses despite risk of jail time (cbc.ca)
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59 Why is there an 8ft sculpture of Jeremy Clarkson's head in this Salford garden (manchestereveningnews.co.uk)
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9 Residents rage after kebabs deliberately dumped on street (edinburghnews.scotsman.com)
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46 Ad blocker Shine rebrands as ad platform (bbc.co.uk)
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47 Cannibalism: It's 'Perfectly Natural,' A New Scientific History Argues (npr.org)
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9 University: Proper grammar can be racist (news10.com)
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40 Could A Bumblebee Learn To Play Fetch? Probably (npr.org)
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9 Texas hunters who accidentally shot each other blamed undocumented immigrants, police reveal - Independent.ie (m.independent.ie)
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4 Study reveals bot-on-bot editing wars raging on Wikipedia's pages (theguardian.com)
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35 Ghosts definitely don't exist because otherwise the Large Hadron Collider would have found them, claims Brian Cox (independent.co.uk)
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7 Texas hunters who accidentally shot each other blamed undocumented immigrants, police reveal (independent.ie)
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0 West Bend Man Takes Blow Torch to Girlfriend's Clothes Over Macaroni and Cheese (cbs58.com)
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29 Prince Charles backs plan to use Nutella as bait to sterilise grey squirrels (independent.co.uk)
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2 The temper police: Parents may be investigated by social services if their kids throw 'intense' tantrums at school (telegraph.co.uk)
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27 A mayoral email account goes on unread for a year, affecting pretty much no one (cambridgeday.com)
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16 Falcons player says Lady Gaga halftime show contributed to Super Bowl meltdown (cbssports.com)
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13 NPD: Snuggie-wearing goats found roaming Nampa streets #TotesMaGoats (kboi2.com)
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4 CPAC sells young conservatives with 'hip and cool' swag (cnn.com)
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3 Straight women have fewest orgasms (bbc.com)
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