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I want to fly south. How do I bird?
311 says "come original," but I can only come normal. What do I do?
Cold and tired of waiting for the bus? Just ride your bicycle, you fat piece of shit.
I went to the toilet and forgot my phone outside. what do I do now?
At what age should I go from a happy-party drunk to an angry-beat-my-wife drunk?
Bear here: Going hunting for food for my children, what do I do if I see a human?
I'm going hiking in the mountains. What do I do in case of a bear attack?
How do I stop my dog from shitting all over the floor?
I just quit ma jerb
How do I become as good of a rapper as Tupac and Biggie?
I'm a video game animator. How do I animate a face?
Ivanka is not Trump's biological daughter --- which news network should I contact with this breaking news and start demanding to see the DNA certificate?
Just saw a sticker that said "Blue Lives Matter". How can I learn more about this epidemic of violence and injustice against blue-skinned people, and how to help fight discrimination against people with blue skin?
Whats the most reliable method for crushing a human beings will to live. It needs be flexible so I can undo the damage and redo it over and over, yo- yo-ing them until they do my bidding just because.